In preparation for the end of the world...

12/20/12

I don't know about you, but I'm really putting in an A effort to prepare for the end of the world. This morning I went to the Zombie WOD (6am) and completed the "End of the World" WOD (although we later figured out that it was a little early since the world is going to end US time, not Japan time. Still, better to be early than late to something like this.

After work today I went to get my final Cocok's pedicure of 2012. Festive of course. How can one focus on the impending doom of the world ending when there are happy snowmen and snowflakes on their tows. I find the task daunting, I instead am thinking about hot cocoa with marshmallow mountains.


My final step to prepare for the end of the world is this. Printing my boarding pass. That's right folks, I'll be airborne when the said incident is scheduled to occur, in transit to the US. If you ask me, this seems like the best place to be, as far away from the mass hysteria and gathering of crazies. Let's just hope a few don't sneak onto my plane!

With that being said, I feel as though I am fully ready for the end of the world.

Now, if I actually thought this was going to happen I'd go with the approach suggested by my dear friend +Natassia Cherne, telling everyone you know exactly what you think...
Now this would have been ugly so some of you should really consider yourselves lucky that you've been spared by my skepticism!

Happy End of the World...
To the crazies, we'll all see you again in a few days when you crawl out of your safe rooms and shelters

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